THINGS I YELLED AT PEOPLE WHILE HANDING OUT OBAMA/ADAMA STICKERS
Guest blogged by Asterios Kokkinos
*Make sure to vote on paper! A vote on an electronic voting machine is practically a vote for the Cylons! It’s practically voting ON a Toaster!
*No more Floridas, No more Ohios, No more New Capricas!
*Don’t let them cut the corners off your vote!
*Humans vote, Cylons don’t! (Although that’s wrong, I liked the rhyme)
(Ennis note: Fuck that! They’ll keep producing extra voters! If there were complaints about the ‘dead voting’ in old Chicago, how about when voters can literally resurrect on Election Day!)
*Help safeguard democracy throughout the fleet!
*Don’t forget to vote this Colonial Day!
